Showing posts with label neglect. Show all posts
Showing posts with label neglect. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Nobody Loves Me, Everybody Hates Me, I'm Going To The Garden To Eat Worms

Hello extended family! I know, I know; I have been neglecting my loved ones but thought the least I could do was try and come up with a good excuse. Anyone up for it? If you feel this isn't a valid excuse just give it to me with both fists flying, okay? I've been dealing with a long-distance relationship going bad and rather than air my dirty laundry (because he really is a great guy) and bashing the name of a good man, I figured I would stew in my own juices and then let them flow when they were properly fermented and ready to intoxicate you.

DAMN - that was a good-assed excuse, wasn't it?!?!?!

No?

Really?

Well short of death, terminal illness, and/or natural disaster, what would be a good excuse for my negligence in blogging?

Go ahead, I can take it!