Mr. Interpretation

Driving back to work after a lunch hour spent together, the King and I noticed a car to our right that had this decal in the back window:



The King asked what the decal symbolized and I stated that the driver was a “girl hunter”.

“Oh, she’s a lesbian,” he stated.

I giggled and said “No….she is a Girl. Hunter.”

“That’s what I said.”

“No,” I repeated “she is a girl that hunts; that’s the logo for Browning.”

“Oh.”

Welcome again, to the world of Redneckaucracy…..

Count Down

As some of you know, I will be on vacation as of 4:30 EST today. I have a family reunion on my ex “mother-in-law’s” side of the family Saturday at Wakulla Spring State Park, but first thing Sunday morning the spawn and I are climbing into the gas-guzzling SUV and hitting the road for Charlotte, North Carolina.

Lots to do on only three minutes spare time so look for me later.

The family reunion includes family coming from Alabama, Mississippi, South Carolina, Georgia, and Florida; can you say “photo op.”?