Tuesday, February 10, 2009

This Is Me With Short Hair and A Penis



Would you believe I got sick on Friday and spent the weekend on my ass or wollerin’ on the couch……..or both if you want to get technical.

We did not go to Tampa, we did not pillage the city, and we did not grab some booty (much to The King's chagrin.)

Still recouping and will most likely spend the evening whoring myself over HGTV’s fabulous ideas for remodeling my home.

16 comments:

CSY said...

Hey! That looks like me...on Sunday AFTER the Hubby and 2 step Spawn moved our CRAP outta the apt and into the house. Yes, I did my share - hey SUPERVISOR is TOO an important job AND helpful too!
Hope you feel better, Queenie! Sorry to the King on missing out on the booty pillaging...oh wait! That was CITY pillaging and BOOTY grabbing! My bad!

Bonnie the Boss said...

I hope you are feeling better now! Too much HGTV can makeyou hate your home! Or want to spend wayyyyyy toooo much money!

Dr Zibbs said...

Faker.

Anonymous said...

I'm so sorry you were sick! But I'm even sorrier you didn't get any bootie.

Oh wait...that's not quite what you were talking about, was it?

Oh well. Get well FAST!!!

Hugs and Smooches!! :-)

Megan said...

Aw man. I was totally hoping for pirate pics today.

And instead what did you do? Had a sex change operation.

Great.


Feel better soon darlin'...

Anonymous said...

P.S. GAZONGAS!!!!

P.S.S. MAN I wish you lived closer!

Gladys said...

Hey what are you doing drinking a Bud? Shouldn't you be drinking Capn Morgan?

Karen ^..^ said...

I'm sorry you are sick. Hope you feel better soon.

And I'd just like to point out that I LOVE,LOVE,LOVE the title of this post. You're adorable.

just bob said...

Where's the remote control? Don't you know you're supposed to fall asleep with a beer in one hand and the remote control in the other?

You're such a rookie at being a guy :)

Queen Goob said...

CSY - Did they do everything you said? I know your hubby did but the kids? Want my left over Capt Morgan?

Bonnie – HGTV+my wallet=enough to pay the cable bill with $2.36 left over. They DO have a show called design on a dime so I think I’m good.

Dr Zibbs – sshhhhh…...

Giggle Pixie – The booty was tucked away for a rainy day; the weather this weekend is looking yucky so maybe by Valentine’s Day he’ll “get lucky”.

Here’s your task for the day: go to MapQuest and type in Tallahassee, Florida and see how many miles apart we are – get back to me.

Megan – Just be glad I don’t have pictures of THAT to post. I work with someone that had one of those operations and let me tell you – boy happy – those are NOT pictures you want to see. Took me WEEKS to recuperate!

Giggle Pixie said...
P.S. S.S. GAZONGAS!!!!

Gladys – I gave it to CSY….and I really am a Bud girl so the picture was perfect – except I’m a “grond”….that’s grey/blond.

Karen ^..^ - Use the title any time you want; I think we could take that title and run with it, don’t you? Maybe we could schedule a penis post day, whatcha think?

just bob – No I’m not, it’s underneath me sliding into my butt crack and I can’t find it. HONEY!!! CAN YOU COME CHANGE THE CHANNEL FOR ME???

Mr. Shife said...

Well I can now check that off my list of things to do. I always wondered what you looked like with short hair and a penis. Hope you are feeling better and you enjoyed your HGTV whoring.
Thank you for your positive pooch thoughts, and Floyd is an awesome name for a basset.

Cowguy said...

Any post with "penis" or "poontang" in the title is a winner in my book.

Hope you're feeling chipper now your Majesty.
J.

Karen ^..^ said...

OMG, a penis post day would be BRILLIANT!!! Just one word, Penis, but any story to "wrap around it" so to speak, hahahahaha!!! What a great concept. It would have to be Wednesdays. Y'know, happy HUMP day!!

Unknown said...

I think I prefer the view with the longer hair and the boobs.

babbler said...

Wow! This is truly a complicated situation! The pants are looking too snug for comfort. The beer is not squared up on the belly and is in danger of spilling. The hair is clearly not short enugh. The legs are looking thin....

Attila the Mom said...

Well at least you kept your boobs. LOL

How you feeling now?