As The King was driving us home from work yesterday he rudely interrupted my phone call to Magillicutty when we happened upon this juic-i-licious specimen of a man at the intersection of St. Augustine and Magnolia. This is not the first time I’ve experienced this beautiful stranger’s lusciousness but each and every time one has the pleasure to gaze upon his splendific physique all rational thought just flies out the window.
At this point I could no longer respond to Magill (which was most likely not a problem as she had taken a couple Valium for a minor surgical procedure and was slurring her words like she’s just had fourteen fillings done and the Novocain hadn’t yet worn off), I could no longer grasp a coherent thought, I could no longer breathe or swallow for fear of taking down that little, tiny bit of vomit that had taken refuge in my mouth.
My mind drew a blank……where was my camera? Could I just hang up on Magill and use my phone to take pictures? What would my mother think if I invited him over for a Fourth of July picnic? SWSLLAJBSDAIDHTNTTH…... SWSLLAJBSDAIDHTNTTH......what would SWSLLAJBSDAIDHTNTTH do?!?!?!? I’ll tell you what SWSLLAJBSDAIDHTNTTH would have done, she would have so hug up on Magill, swung an illegal right-hand turn from the left-hand turn lane crossing in front of three car-filled lanes of traffic to boldly follow this dumpling of a guy and asking him to pose so her picture would most assuredly turn out perfect.
My - God - She’s - Good!
Me?
I just stayed on the phone and mocked my best friend by making shit up and her believing it because she was two sheets to the wind and high as a kite….besides, I knew I could share a video or two without having to utilize the warranty on my camera due to an exploding lens when it focused upon his ass’s gravitational force.
My mind drew a blank……where was my camera? Could I just hang up on Magill and use my phone to take pictures? What would my mother think if I invited him over for a Fourth of July picnic? SWSLLAJBSDAIDHTNTTH…... SWSLLAJBSDAIDHTNTTH......what would SWSLLAJBSDAIDHTNTTH do?!?!?!? I’ll tell you what SWSLLAJBSDAIDHTNTTH would have done, she would have so hug up on Magill, swung an illegal right-hand turn from the left-hand turn lane crossing in front of three car-filled lanes of traffic to boldly follow this dumpling of a guy and asking him to pose so her picture would most assuredly turn out perfect.
My - God - She’s - Good!
Me?
I just stayed on the phone and mocked my best friend by making shit up and her believing it because she was two sheets to the wind and high as a kite….besides, I knew I could share a video or two without having to utilize the warranty on my camera due to an exploding lens when it focused upon his ass’s gravitational force.
9 comments:
Hahaha! I love it!
You know there used to be naked traffic directing guy in downtown San Diego. He stood out by Horton Plaza and would direct traffic with nothing but a bandana and cowboy boots on. Thank GAWD someone finally gave him a cowboy hat otherwise his outfit was just wrong!
It is hot right? he is trying to stay cool! The conversation in my car with my kids would be hysterical! It is a good thing he has those socks and shoes on. That takes him up a fashion notch!
That was an amazingly disturbing sight! Perhaps we should start a naked biking club here in Savannah!
I might need to gouge my eyes out after seeing that.
Damn...you have all the luck. We only have fiberglass cows...and they are not naked.
Hey Goob... head over to the Onion... it's Kylie's Birthday!
I hope he changes his bandana as often as he changes his bikini.
Yeah, THIS guy! I've SO seen him before! The boys were with me and they LAUGHED their tiny behinds off! Missed you!
Wow, I really wish I hadn't watched that. I guess that's one good thing about living someplace where it's cold all the time--it's never speedo season. Glad you're back.
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