Monday, March 22, 2010

All By Myself

Wow, coming back here is like peering into another dimension. It’s been so long since I‘ve blogged that my ironicism, a skill once honed and crafted to perfection, has become lackadaisical and flaccid. (I love that word. I think I will try and use the word “flaccid” no less than three times a day this week. The King may be pissed by tomorrow afternoon BUT what’s a girl to do.)

Nothing extraordinary has taken place since 2001 so I’ll skip the update since last I was here. I figure that all of the other bloggers I came to know and love have flown the coup and moved on to bigger and better things so from here on out – I’ll pretty much be writing for myself. Good thing I crack my ass up!

I won’t be here every day because I don’t have the time and effort it takes to come up with something as creative as I expect of myself. I’ll be rambling about nonsensical things that only a mind as warped as my own will be able to understand AND if you’re lucky post a picture here and there.

So there it is folks, let’s se how long I can keep this up. Wish me luck, cross your fingers, and make a wish on a star.

Sláinte!!!!

7 comments:

minlinhe said...

OMG!! The stars have realigned or else global warming has melted all the glaciers. Queen Goob is back!!
Bring on the flaccid, bring it on!
XO~

Random Chick said...

Queen Goob returns from the land of perpetual idiots (your job)!!!

Yay! *dancing a jig*

Head over to the Wild Onion, we're having a reunion!!!

Flaccid is an excellent word. Use it, but don't abuse it.

xoxoxo
RC

just bob said...

Nothing make a man more uncomfortable than hearing the word flaccid.

CSY said...

You're BACK! I guess we need to hide the Silverware and Mark Wahlberg...(whatever - I'm not marrying him!) I'm glad your back...flaccid and all!

Karen ^..^ said...

Flaccid is one of my favorite words. I try to use it only around MEN.

I know, I know. Being a ballbuster never landed anyone a man...

Good thing I don't care.

just bob said...

I care

Mrs. R said...

Took a hiatus from my blog as well and am just getting caught up on the blogging world...

Glad you're still doing well!