Monday, March 22, 2010

All By Myself

Wow, coming back here is like peering into another dimension. It’s been so long since I‘ve blogged that my ironicism, a skill once honed and crafted to perfection, has become lackadaisical and flaccid. (I love that word. I think I will try and use the word “flaccid” no less than three times a day this week. The King may be pissed by tomorrow afternoon BUT what’s a girl to do.)

Nothing extraordinary has taken place since 2001 so I’ll skip the update since last I was here. I figure that all of the other bloggers I came to know and love have flown the coup and moved on to bigger and better things so from here on out – I’ll pretty much be writing for myself. Good thing I crack my ass up!

I won’t be here every day because I don’t have the time and effort it takes to come up with something as creative as I expect of myself. I’ll be rambling about nonsensical things that only a mind as warped as my own will be able to understand AND if you’re lucky post a picture here and there.

So there it is folks, let’s se how long I can keep this up. Wish me luck, cross your fingers, and make a wish on a star.



minlinhe said...

OMG!! The stars have realigned or else global warming has melted all the glaciers. Queen Goob is back!!
Bring on the flaccid, bring it on!

Random Chick said...

Queen Goob returns from the land of perpetual idiots (your job)!!!

Yay! *dancing a jig*

Head over to the Wild Onion, we're having a reunion!!!

Flaccid is an excellent word. Use it, but don't abuse it.


just bob said...

Nothing make a man more uncomfortable than hearing the word flaccid.

CSY said...

You're BACK! I guess we need to hide the Silverware and Mark Wahlberg...(whatever - I'm not marrying him!) I'm glad your back...flaccid and all!

Karen ^..^ said...

Flaccid is one of my favorite words. I try to use it only around MEN.

I know, I know. Being a ballbuster never landed anyone a man...

Good thing I don't care.

just bob said...

I care

Mrs. R said...

Took a hiatus from my blog as well and am just getting caught up on the blogging world...

Glad you're still doing well!