YES! This was delivered to our table. Right in front of me. In front of my teenaged, hormonal, I-stay-behind-a-locked-door-because-I-have-to kids. I glance to the left and see Barbie smirking with the other serving wenches while pointing directly at me. They think it funny to mock a middle-aged woman? A middle-aged woman who hasn’t seen her boyfriend in eight weeks and five days? I…think…not!
As my children rise to go to the restrooms to wash their hands (because I demanded they do so, and do so right now) I gently take the breadstick in hand, turn to face those immature, inexperienced girls and proceed to eat the thing whole.
So I'm a tad on the loney side and yes, I am that desperate.
The guys tossing pizza dough in the back gave me a standing ovation.
2 comments:
LOL.
Is the Olive Garden recruiting chefs from the San Fernando Valley these days?
Should have dipped them in Alfredo sauce for full effect.
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