I know some of you will want to know what my valentine’s candy messages say because you know they’re gonna be better that the real ones.
Here's what the hearts say – left to right; top to bottom.
(I know there’s an html fix to open the picture from yesterday's post in another window but I am SUCH a computer-tard I don’t understand how to fix the code.)
Happy VD!
We’re in church, don’t make me spank you!
NO!
Get out of my bathroom!
How in the hell do you flunk P.E.???
The maid quit, moved to Mexico and it’s all your fault!
Calgon take me away.
Please don’t set your sister on fire.
Don’t make me come in there!
You want clean clothes….wash ‘em yourself!
Stop it, you two, right this instant!
Mom…the cat puked on your bed!
Where’s my dinner, Woman?
Stop feeding the dog crayons to turn his poop colors.
I’m so t-u-r-d tired I could f-a-r-t faint.
Mommy will be fine, she just needs a beer.
BITE ME!
Leave me the hell alone.
Oh fer cryin’ out loud!
JEEZ-MO-NINNIES!
Kiss my ever lovin’ white dimply butt!
Oh sweet Mary, Mother of God!
Here's what the hearts say – left to right; top to bottom.
(I know there’s an html fix to open the picture from yesterday's post in another window but I am SUCH a computer-tard I don’t understand how to fix the code.)
Happy VD!
We’re in church, don’t make me spank you!
NO!
Get out of my bathroom!
How in the hell do you flunk P.E.???
The maid quit, moved to Mexico and it’s all your fault!
Calgon take me away.
Please don’t set your sister on fire.
Don’t make me come in there!
You want clean clothes….wash ‘em yourself!
Stop it, you two, right this instant!
Mom…the cat puked on your bed!
Where’s my dinner, Woman?
Stop feeding the dog crayons to turn his poop colors.
I’m so t-u-r-d tired I could f-a-r-t faint.
Mommy will be fine, she just needs a beer.
BITE ME!
Leave me the hell alone.
Oh fer cryin’ out loud!
JEEZ-MO-NINNIES!
Kiss my ever lovin’ white dimply butt!
Oh sweet Mary, Mother of God!
Gosh, there's so much love there it just give you goosebumps, doesn't it?
2 comments:
Those are hilarious! You have to put this post in my TMT Linky.
Giggling away here!
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