Monday, August 25, 2008

Come ON Fay, Get A Move On Already……….

This blog post was written early Saturday morning on my laptop with very little battery juice. The power was knocked out at my house in the middle of the night Friday and it has yet to be restored. A tree fell on the line that leads to my house and blew a hole in the meter joint. (Pictures to be downloaded tonight.) I had an electrician come by yesterday late afternoon to tell me there was nothing he could do until this morning. But that wasn’t the bad news. Due to the age of my home, none of the wiring is up to code. So….my mom is having knee replacement surgery tomorrow morning and will be in extended care for a week to ten days. The spawn and I will be crashing at her place until the wiring is done at our house.

Fay……you’re a bitch!


So this is what I woke up to this morning.



But weirder still, half of my house has electricity and half of my house does not. I had electricity throughout the house when I woke up this morning a little before 7:00. But as I sat here downloading pictures to share with you guys, the lights flickered, I heard a that well know BOOM of a breaker box blowing up in the distance and BAM, no electricity for the master bath, bedroom, and half of my kitchen. Half of my kitchen??? What the hell is up with that? At least the half of the kitchen that has electricity is the half that my coffee pot and TV are on.

So now I sit and wait for Mr. Electricity Man to show up at my house and cut the tree away from the line so that he can reattach the wires to the house. I’m thinking maybe Mr. Man should hurry as branches are falling from the trees into my yard and crashing onto the roof. It’s kinda freaking me out a tad.

Hope he’s hot; maybe I’ll tell him he has a nice ass if he is.



Pulling the night shift tonight and tomorrow night so I still won’t be around much. You’d think people that live in Florida would prepare themselves for hurricane season. THIS IS FLORIDA PEOPLE – DO YOUR HOMEWORK BEFORE MOVING DOWN HERE!

24 comments:

Quickroute said...

That really sucks! being without internet is one thing but without electricity - i'd go barmy!

catscratch said...

Wicked that electric was half on, half off. I'd lose it without my daily pot of coffee.

Mother Nature is a crazy bitch. Tornados, hurricanes, earthquakes, tsunamis.... it's hard to hide from her!

philly said...

That blows !!

#1

LceeL said...

No juice. That sucks. There a sexual reference in there somewhere, I'm sure.

Megan said...

Stay safe. Fay sounds like a total bitch.

Practically Joe said...

I hear disasters always bring out the hot guys ... good luck with that queen goob.

just bob said...

I hate hurricanes... Miami Hurricanes and tropical storms too.

Don't forget my chicken your next trip to the Publix.

Random Chick said...

So, was Mr. Electric Man hot?

Sorry to hear that Fay is taking her wrath out on you. She does sound like a bitch.

Hang in there!!

Mrs. R said...

Sorry to hear about your electricity. Hope things are up and running again soon.

And here's to hoping your mom's surgery goes well and she makes a speedy recovery.

Evil Genius said...

I know you've got alot going right now, but stop by when you get a chance. I've left a bloggy award for you!

Sending you good thoughts and positive engery - hope all is back in order very soon! Your mom will be in our thoughts and prayers as well.

VE said...

You should live in Northern Nevada. Nothing happens there. Nothing. Ok, I guess Burning Man shows up annually...

LceeL said...

Hey!!! Are you okay???

Cecile said...

Ack! I suppose the fact that my children have been grumpy and demanding ever since I got home from work and is about to drive me to committe murder is miniscule compared to your wiring issues. Hope the lights are back on soon. But I also hope that the lights aren't on when nobodies home. BWAHHHH

HappyHourSue said...

Oh no- are you in Gustov's path??? I'm watching Fox news like an addict - and all the way up in PA. Hope you're safe!

Random Chick said...

Okay...what happened to you? I hope Fay did not get the best of you, that BITCH! I'll have to kick some hurricane ass if that's the case....we miss you!!! Hope all is well!

just bob said...

Yeah... what RC just wrote.

LceeL said...

Yeah, me, too.

Onknees (not_onknees at the moment) said...

Hey, Im feeling your pain. Im in Palm Beach , FL.....My anxiety is not as bad as it used to be, but I know I have to make decisions-like
xanax or scotch? Can't have both....scotch wins!!!!!!
We have a string of storms and hurricanes coming---don't look!!!!
Im a teacher, so these will be snw days for me......yay!!!!

INNER VOICES said...

so did you blow away or sink? where you be?

Suzanne said...

You're featured at the Wild Onion, so get your ass over there cuz Bob has a drink waiting. If you disappoint him I'll have to come down there and kick some...

Yes, I'm sure I'll be able to locate it.

Sully Sullivan said...

Yikes it's been a while since you've posted.

I hope everything is alright down there. Good luck.

Practically Joe said...

Uhm ... yeah ... Now you're just hitting us with just too much stuff! Welcome back!

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