Thursday, November 13, 2008

Mr. Interpretation

Driving back to work after a lunch hour spent together, the King and I noticed a car to our right that had this decal in the back window:



The King asked what the decal symbolized and I stated that the driver was a “girl hunter”.

“Oh, she’s a lesbian,” he stated.

I giggled and said “No….she is a Girl. Hunter.”

“That’s what I said.”

“No,” I repeated “she is a girl that hunts; that’s the logo for Browning.”

“Oh.”

Welcome again, to the world of Redneckaucracy…..

19 comments:

INNER VOICES said...

*high five goob*

way to go girl, you do know yer shit!!!


wonders where he can get one of those for cheese...

cheese used to drive a toyota 4-runner and she had customized (like a lot of people did) one of the "defeat bush" stickers to read "eat bush". very cool. but when she bought her subaru she didnt think it would convey quite the same imagery... since then she has been looking for a unique sticker for her blue subaru...


i like that one, even though cheese doesnt hunt, its girly and tough...

Queen Goob said...

IV - pop me off an e-mail and I'll send the information. If you can't find one....I do live in the South so I could pick one up for ya.

Megan said...

Ah, the south! :)

Leah said...

THAT was funny. Girl hunter as a new euphemism for lesbian is bril.

Dr Zibbs said...

It look pretty gay to me.

Giggle Pixie said...

Silly city boys. I own one of them myself, and I'm forever explaining all things redneckery/hillbillery to him.

What dull lives those city boys lead, I think to myself, shaking my head with a knowing smile. And what fun I'm going to have (with him) with the good old fashioned redneck mockery...

LceeL said...

In all fairness, I had no idea what that was either - but on the other hand, I don't associate 'girl hunters' with being a Lesbian, either. It just makes me want to put my antlers on. :)

hnter1018 said...

Goob I think you nowing that is a browning symbol and standing for a woman hunter just brought a tear to my eye

Anonymous said...

how dare you not tell the voices to get better. Rude rude rude

just bob said...

Where the heck were you two having lunch... Lake Okeechobee?

Anonymous said...

Ok Marn I will bite. I understand your explaination but what does browning mean. I totally saw where The King got the idea of the lesbian thing....but hey....I have only been out of SOFL for a little over a year. That would so be the idea I got first. Teach your big sis some of these euphamisms.
K

Jess said...

Interestingly, I had a friend (a guy) who thought that was a dancing girl for the longest time. I am still trying to see the dancing girl. He literally thought this up until about 6 months ago. HILARIOUS!

Mrs. R said...

I just love how guys seem to automatically want to go there...

Suzanne said...

Finally loses it and smacks Hunter. What? You know I'm a pascifist, so that took some guts. Adjust pink baseball cape and tee shirt. What? Hunter, you know, following you around isn't fun. You're going to give me a f****** heart attack. And wow, more hunters. Wow, thank Mr Science. That's all I need. What's a vegetarian to do? *Eyes roll back in head.*

Suzanne said...

Hey Goobie. Love you darlin'. I had to get that off my 34B chest. Honey, who do you think Anon is? Apparently he likes 34B!!!

I love Hunter, you know that, but he's killin' me.

hnter1018 said...

*rubs cheek from suzannes stinging slap*

Suzanne I am a lover not a fighter.

Bonnie the Boss said...

Remind me again were he is from that he doesn't know that is the Browning symbol. I guess I live in the west and everyone knows that symbol here.

Bonnie the Boss said...

Because we are a bunch of rednecks here.

Attila The Mom said...

Bahahahaha. I would have never gotten that in a million years. ;-)