Sunday, January 25, 2009

I May Not Be Able To Stomp The Yard But I Can Stomp A Roach

Spawnette and I have taken up a new type of entertainment. As a single mom, cheap entertainment is always the best kind; she and I are reality TV junkies. WAIT; don’t stop reading just because we have lowered ourselves to the very depths of Dante’s sixth circle where those of us are strongly at variance with the accepted opinion that she and I are not the coolest of cool.

Because we are.

This nightmare I speak of….well it would have been if you were there….all started when Spawnette was flipping through the channels and stumbled across Mario Lopez hosting “Randy Jackson Presents: America’s Best Dance Crew!” (Don’t forget the exclamation point!) I’m not much of a dance show connoisseur, I don’t do that whole “Dancing With The Stars” thing, but when a girl like me catches a glimpse of a man/boy like this all hell breaks loose in Cougar World.



So there I am, chopping away at onions and garlic for my noodles Florentine in a light cream sauce when it hits me from behind. The thomping. The stomping. I can’t keep my feet still. There are men all over the television screen gyrating and moving making the most hypnotic beat I’ve ever heard.



Spawnette and I immediately began to duel in the middle of the kitchen floor and if I don’t say so myself I R-O-C-K. Throw in a little hambone and we were ready for the next crew:



By the time I was through showing Spawnette who da boss was she was sweating up a storm and I was looking for my first place trophy.

Hey, you wanna throw down? Cause I be flippin’!

15 comments:

Megan said...

You're on!

Leah said...

First I've gotta strap on a sports bra over my humps my humps my lovely lady lumps!!!!!!!

Karen ^..^ said...

LOL, I love having fun sweaty moments like that, which involve Mario Lopez... Yum.

Gladys said...

Heck yeah! I play a mean trash can lid and can make some pretty mad clogging moves like Minnie Pearl stepping on hot coals.

Bonnie the Boss said...

"All hell breaks loose in cougar world"... hee, hee, hee!
LOve it!

Giggle Pixie said...

Ooooh, how fun! But here in a condo the only prize I'd probably get is the thumping from the neighbors upstairs telling me to "keep it down!!!" :-)

Giggle Pixie said...

Ooooh, how fun! But here in a condo the only prize I'd probably get is the thumping from the neighbors upstairs telling me to "keep it down!!!" :-)

Dr Zibbs said...

Goob - I can dance my ass off. I'm not kidding you.

Megan said...

I want to see Zibbs' ass fall off.

CSymons said...

I took dance lessons when I was but a wee lass and LOVED it! I danced until I was 15 and can still remember some of the moves...unfortunately for Girl Child, I only remember them when we're in the middle of Wal-Mart or when she has a friend coming over. My boys LOVE my dancing...my teenage step-son hates it, Girl Child hates it...don't see a problem with dancing til it hurts!

CSymons said...

Oh and P.S.
Mario Lopez is MAJOR yummy!!!! Like him more now than when i watched Saved by the Bell...yes, I'm old!

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