Saturday, January 10, 2009

I Suck

Things to do today...

Make these:


Look like this:



What they look like right at this very moment:





All together now……Queen Goob SUCKS!




In a pissy mood because we got these shelving units to organize the garage but the instructions were long gone on how to get the damn things together. Now I know, it doesn't look difficult but in order for the damn things to be seven feet tall you have to put two shorter legs together and the little doobie hickies that are supposed to go into the little holes aren't long enough to hook together. Did you guys get that? I have deficient knobbie thingies.....UGH!!! Think if I pound the dad-gum things with my really big rubber mallet it would work?

It sucks trying to be self-sufficient, ya know? I'm off to find The King to get him to help me with this project as well as the twenty-six page Honey Do list I gave him when he move down two months ago.

I love my man.......

9 comments:

Megan said...

Anyone can do it. As long as they have the instructions...

Cheers and good luck!

just bob said...

Sounds like a job for the King. Just don't ask him to do it during the Steelers game on Sunday. Guys don't generally read the instructions anyway so the fact they are missing shouldn't be a problem. Good luck Queenie.

just bob

Derende said...

I've found instructions and user manuals for almost everything online - you could try Googling the manufacturer for a start. Or, if you're looking for amusement, delegate to the king and get a ringside seat with some beer and chips.

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Giggle Pixie said...

I have deficient knobbie thingies

Oh dear, that's really more information that I needed. I think they might have a cream for that?

(LOL - pop open a brew or two and hopefully inspiration will come to you. Hey! I'm poet and don't know it!! LOLOL)

Dr Zibbs said...

Good luck. I hate putting crap together.

Bonnie the Boss said...

Without instructions I would be hopelessly lost! Good luck with that.

Practically Joe said...

You do know that after you organize those shelves ... a short time down the road, after you fill them with stuff ... you'll probably have to organize those shelves.