Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Secret Boyfriend Number 43

I’m bringing these to my office as they’re taking up too much room at the house.

Any suggestions where I should put them or do you need pictures of my office?

15 comments:

Bee said...

I think they're too tacky for you to have. I'm thinking maybe you SHOULD send them to me. I will love them and squeeze and kiss them...
I'll be more than happy to take them off your hands! ;op

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Alice said...

I don't think you'll have enough room. You'll need to mail one to me. I have PLENTY of room for Jack. By my bed.

Alice said...

Crap. I didn't even see what Bee wrote before I wrote mine. Great minds...or is it horny minds?

Bonnie the Boss said...

Are those full sized and where did you get them? If you had them in your office would you be able to contain yourself and get any work done?

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Random Chick said...

As if you have to ask...you put them in your lap! Girl, have you lost all your senses!!!

Ivanna Takurpicture said...

I think RC is on the right track although I would suggest you plaster one to your chair so you can say you sat on his face. lol

Megan said...

When he gets home, he is so busted.

just bob said...

Any suggestions where I should put them or do you need pictures of my office?

Now that's a question that begs for a smart ass answer. Did you mean office or orifice?

Queen Goob said...

Bee – Gosh….the postage would suck so I may have to pass. Although wouldn’t he make a FABulous assistant?

Alice – He snores, that’s one of the reasons I’m bringing him to work.

Bonnie – I have Jack full-sized in all his glory. (Sam Goody’s is where they were purchased as “gag” gifts. (Like that man could make anyone gag.)

RC – Nice! I have a handful of ones, maybe I’ll get a lap dance out of him, too.

Ivanna – YES!!! One goes IN the chair!

Megan – I’m sorry…he no longer loves you, he’s staying with me.

Bob – Smart ass…..but that was THE funniest comment – my orifice – “fat” chance!

Jess said...

I think putting one right by the entrance to your office would be a hoot! Make sure it looks like someone is standing there so it scares the shit out of them!

The other one should be where you can ogle at him by just raising your head from whatever work you may be doing.

If your office is big enough you should re-arrange them every week. Perhaps get an Elvis or something and have them look like they are about to throw down.

The possibilities are endless.

Quickroute said...

Put them in your chair to pretend there's someone working there and then take the rest of the day off!

Mrs. R said...

Put it on the ceiling so that every time you roll your eyes at your boss, you see HIM instead.

He is a cutie, isn't he? And he just gets better with age. Yummy...

catscratch said...

Yummers. That's all I can say to that.

YUMMERS!