Random Chick tagged me with my very first meme; I am to write my memoir in six words. Not as easy a task as I first thought because there are so many descriptive six-word phrases I could put out there to describe myself:
Her sarcasm far exceeds her patience.
I have no patience for this.
Her mating with Satan produced offspring.
There ain’t no cure fer stupid.
When life serves lemons, make lemonade.
Nothing cures heartache more than laughter.
What idiot suggested I do this?
Was I the schmuck that agreed?
This’s bad for people with ADD!
OH NO…here we go again!
Don’t tell anyone I’m a sap.
I played hockey for Christ’s sake!
I am NOT a big wimp!
This is harder than you think!
OH LOOK…..is that a chicken?
But after much consideration, I settled upon the one I think describes me best:
Laugh at life; it’s all funny.
Am I supposed to tag someone? RC did so maybe I should as well. I’m going with these fabulous bloggers; I figure quality vs. quantity so I’ve kept my list short:
Mrs. R
Her sarcasm far exceeds her patience.
I have no patience for this.
Her mating with Satan produced offspring.
There ain’t no cure fer stupid.
When life serves lemons, make lemonade.
Nothing cures heartache more than laughter.
What idiot suggested I do this?
Was I the schmuck that agreed?
This’s bad for people with ADD!
OH NO…here we go again!
Don’t tell anyone I’m a sap.
I played hockey for Christ’s sake!
I am NOT a big wimp!
This is harder than you think!
OH LOOK…..is that a chicken?
But after much consideration, I settled upon the one I think describes me best:
Laugh at life; it’s all funny.
Am I supposed to tag someone? RC did so maybe I should as well. I’m going with these fabulous bloggers; I figure quality vs. quantity so I’ve kept my list short:
Mrs. R
but don't feel obligated.....cause I love ya, man.
9 comments:
that's a good motto! Life's too short n' all that!
ROTFL!!! OMG! I can't breathe!
I loved every single one of them...FABULOUS! We should get together sometime for some grown up candy...chocolate martinis!!!
;-)
Yes, It Is!! And why is that f**ker crossing the road?
Quickie - you are SO lucky I didn't tag you!
RC - can you say ADD? OMG things were just rollin' around in there and they wouldn't stop! Chocolate martinis? You are SO on!
Lceel - you're only allowed six words; that's seven.
LOL - I love the stream of consciousness of the many six word lines!
I like that one. Mine was "what the hell was he thinking"...
Precious. Simply precious.
Magpie – it’s an ADD thing I think. Maybe. I’m hungry, anyone want to go swimming?
VE – GOOD one!
Diva – You. Are. Such. A. Smartass. And that’s why I love ya!
Oh, you had some great ones! Mine would be boring, like "I could have been knitting instead." Which wouldn't actually be boring, but the motto would be... oh well.
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